sunlight sucksSo I put on a long sleeved blak shirt and went outside anyway. the neibor saw me out and rushed out to ask me when I was going to mow my grass. I told him it wasn't grass its WEEDS! told him I was thinking of getting a goat soon, he called me an ass, which made me laugh because I am.
So I jumped on my Harley (it hates sunlight too it looks much better in the moonlight)and I went to the nearest bar for breakfast, after asking for several things I knew they didn't haveI said I would have a hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila. She asked me my name said she hadn't seen me before(daytime bartender) I said really because I think I'm in love with you Debbie (nametag)she knew I was lieing but she bought me anouther shot of tequila anyway.
By this time the sun was down so I felt better I ordered anouther shot and asked her if she would like to have sex with me and she told me she got off at 10, which freaked me out because, I don't usually have sex before lunch, and because anybody that would have sex with a stranger like me is undoubtedly diseased hell I wouldn't I wouldn't have sex with myself even if you could take the caulouses from my hands.So I had one more shot and left.
I love riding my bike at night with a buzz its like flying and spitting in the grim reapers face at the same time.
I got home late enough that the neibors still think I'm crazy (thismakes me happy)Now I'm talking to myself on da I love my crazy life
Gloomy
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